Ready to see some Asian chicks at Jav Guru? Have you got a case of yellow fever? Wait a minute, that\u2019s not politically correct. Allow me to rephrase. Do you like furiously stroking your own cock while watching videos of hot Asian women getting their brains fucked out? If you answered yes, you might want to check out JAV.Guru.<\/p>\n
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What does JAV stand for, you ask? Could it be Just Anal Virgins or Jolly Amateur Vixens? How about Jelly-Ass and Voluptuous? Jerking At Vaginas? Nah, it\u2019s much simpler than that: Japanese Adult Video.<\/p>\n
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That\u2019s exactly what you get on Jav Guru. Videos for adults, made in Japan. Pornography from the Land of the Rising Sun.<\/p>\n
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Don\u2019t worry if you can\u2019t read Japanese. I\u2019m sure you\u2019d try to poke through a wall of foreign text just to see some tits and ass, but no, that\u2019s not necessary. The DVD covers that dominate the layout are written in Japanese, but all the website text is in English.<\/p>\n
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The DVD titles are translated, but nothing else on the box is. You get enough information from the video names and the pictures. Click through and you\u2019ll get a bigger pic of the cover and some screengrabs. The caps of a big-titted cheerleader being held down, cum spraying in her face, gave me a pretty good idea of what I could expect from Cheerleader With Colossal Tits – Monami Takarada.<\/p>\n
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Each video has a link to buy it and a few options for streaming it. The choices are a good idea since the first stream link didn\u2019t work for me. I did get an intrusive pop-up ad that got by my filter, made its own window, and told me my computer was going to reboot. Fuck off.<\/p>\n
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The video itself played just fine once it loaded. Clicking the full-screen button got me a new tab with a fake CRITICAL ALERT from fake Windows, but the vid didn\u2019t go full-screen. Second time\u2019s a charm, though. The Japanese Adult Video filled the screen, letting me study the rich detail offered by 480P. Since it\u2019s a DVD rip, I got a full two hours of that cheerleader with the huge boobs and her sexual adventures.<\/p>\n
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DVD rips are JAV.Guru\u2019s thing. Other sites offer a bunch of short Asian clips, but here they focus on bringing you full movies. Apparently, a couple of dozen physical JAV titles come out every day. This site does its best to bring you as many as they can.<\/p>\n
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I watched the cheerleader video on my laptop, but it\u2019s worth noting their claim that all videos are mobile-ready. That\u2019s going to be a long \u201cbathroom break\u201d at work. Tell your boss it was bad sushi.<\/p>\n
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A short review divides the links and the screengrabs. The dude who writes for JAVGuru thought the cover sucked, but the movie was great. I can see where he\u2019s coming from. The cover isn\u2019t half as explicit as the movie. I agree with him when he says, \u201cthe best thing was the pair of humongous tits she has. DAMN.\u201d<\/p>\n
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If you need to save the clip for later, and I wouldn\u2019t blame you, there are a couple of different download links provided. I\u2019ll probably grab the mp4 of Cheerleader With Colossal Tits.<\/p>\n
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Maybe I\u2019ll just bookmark that clip for later instead. You\u2019re an adult, though, so I\u2019m not going to hold your hand or tell you what to do.<\/p>\n
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If you click TAGS in the header, you get options to sort the videos by Tag, Studio, and Actress. Each one will take you to the respective list, or you can get them all on one page by just clicking TAGS.<\/p>\n
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They\u2019ve got a huge set of category tags to narrow down your search. You\u2019re probably already thinking there\u2019s going to be some distinctly Japanese categories like bukkake or cosplay with a screengrab of a chick in a Chun Li outfit. You\u2019d be right, of course. You\u2019ll also see all the standard stuff you\u2019d see on any porn site: Creampie, Big tits, Voyeur, Facials, Squirting.<\/p>\n
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If you\u2019re into super freaky fetish porn and have never seen the kind of shit coming out of Japan, you\u2019re in for a real treat. Other tags include restraint, piss drinking, fake groping, and tentacle. I clicked on Fighting Action and got a page of DVD rips featuring women dressed like superheroes, princesses and pro-wrestlers.<\/p>\n
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Here\u2019s where it gets ugly. I clicked on a DVD cover that looked like some kind of extra-sexy, grown-ass Sailor Moon. Instead of pulling up the normal page with the view and download links, Chrome gave me a bright red page warning me, so I clicked the back button. I\u2019ll have to miss the fake Sailor Moon getting things shoved up her ass, but at least I won\u2019t end up with malware shoved up my computer\u2019s ass.<\/p>\n
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The flicks aren\u2019t tagged as well as they could be when it comes to categories. That cheerleader movie I watched is only tagged with Beautiful Girl, Huge Butt, and Ultra-Huge Tits. Even a look at the cover will give away some other obvious tags they missed. The film also contains Doggystyle, Facial, Masturbation, and Toys, but it\u2019s not going to come up if you click one of those tags.<\/p>\n
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The Studio and Actress tags work a lot better. Starting at Cheerleader With Colossal Tits, I clicked Monami Takarada and found out she\u2019s in 17 more DVDs on the site. I guess I\u2019m going to be pretty busy tonight.<\/p>\n
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You might be wondering if they have a section of Hentai, or Japanese porno cartoons. There actually isn\u2019t any on JAV.Guru, but they\u2019ve got a sister site that has it. You will sometimes see a few pages of scanned porn comics along with the movie screengrabs.<\/p>\n
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There seems to be a higher level of discussion on JAV.Guru than on other porn sites. Earlier today, I reviewed a site where the commenters all said dimwit shit like, \u201clol her boobs r biggest put in my face plz.\u201d Here, they write full fucking paragraphs about the film making, the cover design, and extensive career backgrounds of the actresses.<\/p>\n
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I\u2019m sure a lot of JAV.Guru users are casual masturbators, willing to crank one out to almost anything, but some of them seem like goddamn scholars of the entire JAV genre. The FAQ on the site delves pretty deep into the history of smut censorship in Japan, obscure film codes, and where to dig up info on JAV actresses.<\/p>\n
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The JAV glossary is worth a click, even if you\u2019re just looking to see what kind of weird shit is available. Chikan means molester, usually used in porn about fake groping on public buses. Gokkun is the sound of swallowing in Japanese, and a style of smut in which a woman sucks off a number of guys and plays with the cum. Kintama tsubushi is torturing a dude by squeezing his nuts.<\/p>\n
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Don\u2019t get me wrong. Most of the glossary is translations of your standard porn stuff, like seishi for sperm or shiofuki for squirting. I just love seeing how unreserved Japan is when it comes to that kinky stuff. They don\u2019t quarantine it off by itself like so much of the porn world.<\/p>\n
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There are plenty of places to watch Asian porn on the Internet. In fact, it\u2019s even a major category on most sex video websites. JAV.Guru focuses on one very specific type of Asian porn, JAV DVDs, and they may be the best English site that does so. Their collection is huge, growing, and it\u2019s free to watch or download.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"